Now I try to keep the Curve Zone clean of hatred and ill will. I don't want this to be some shrine of ranting or complaining. It's easy to blog angry- too easy. Blogging angry seldom achieves anything. However, I'm tired and won't be posting anything relevant for at least 12 hours. So it's time for me to admit a long-standing hatred I have. There is only one thing in the universe I truly hate.
Blood suckers.
Alright, and before I get ripped limb by limb by Twihards, I'm not talking about your disco-ball teen-romances. Vampires have, if nothing else, given us an amusing array of fiction as well as spread hilariously awful paranoia regarding the red cross.
I'm talking about Mosquitoes, those little, parasitic sons of [censored]. It's actually been a better summer for me this year, but I am always the person they bite the most and my skin breaks out worse than most people. However, I know they're out there, and like a gritty old hero of a western movie I sit in vigilance for the day I can end their menace to my world.
Mosquitoes think they can just fly into our country and take our blood and not pay taxes. I say no more. Armed with my narrow minded intolerance and my fly swatter I'll be waiting this summer Mosquitoes.

I am with you, sister! *sharpens axe*
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