Today's post is broken into two parts on account of me needing enough time to set forth with a pencil, a sharpee, and MS Paint to make some decent art.
Trolling is quite entertaining, but now and then- people are serious. One of the most interesting phenomena I have seen has been the "blame Obama" tactic. Actually, before Obama, President Bush was also getting blamed for many things. Regardless of your political leanings, some of the things blamed on the President are so out there, they are humorous.
As a result I decided to come up with some of my own "Blame Obama" statements:
1. Obama is the reason fried food makes you fat
2. Obama stole the sock you're now missing
3. Obama made Mount Vesuvius erupt and destroy Pompeii
4. Obama was behind the Watergate Scandal
5. Obama is the reason Justin Bieber is a star.
6. Obama is the reason the Dinosaurs are Gone
7. Obama is the reason Popcorn costs $10 at the Movie Theater
8. Obama is the reason your wife left you.
9. Obama assassinated President Lincoln.
10. Obama made Ugg Boots a fashion statement.
11. Obama killed Dumbledore
12. Obama gave you spoilers to the Sixth Sense
13. Obama is why low-fat yogurt tastes so bad
14. Obama is the reason Batman's parents are dead
15. Obama invented My Space
16. Obama is the reason Bieber sounds like a Girl
17. Obama killed Mr. Body in the Library with the Candlestick
18. Obama is the reason Hipsters drink PBR ("ironically")
19. Obama is the reason Lifetime Movies are Sub par
20. Obama cast Topher Grace as Venom
So the next time you find your favorite discussion thread has been overrun by political bickering- derail the tension by blaming the destruction of Planet Krypton on Obama.
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